Ambulance
They are not even safe!
Cars and Trucks…
Trucks come out of nowhere and try to ruin lives
Buses
They Run people over and ruin lives
Planes
They crash and ruin lives
defy all the stereotypes!!!
Aww HELL TO THE YES!
not even sorry
YES.
awyeahhhhhh
(Source: jonsnowsdirewolf)
Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
And Lily showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”